Part I: Mek We Mash It Up Now

[Intro: Yellowman]
Good night everybody
An' special request an' a popular demand
An' your little wish is my command
To everybody, mi nah call no name, seen?
Oh, Nancy? Yeah, you know
Dis are di apprentice an' di teacher, seen? (Oh sure, oh cha)

[Pre-Chorus: Yellowman & Smiley]
Tra-la-la, la-la-la (Hey-hey, rabbit)
Tra-la-la, la-la-la (Hey-hey)

[Chorus: Yellowman & Smiley]
Cah, oh yow, chi yow, we are go mash it up now
Oh yow, chi yow, a make we mash it up now
Oh yow, chi yow, a make we mash it up now

[Verse 1: General Smiley]
Mi father have a farm-a, every day him gone plow
Him nah left him fork an' him nah left him sow
Him plant some cabbage, him a plant pop chow
Say, who never hear it have fi come hear it now

[Chorus: Yellowman & Smiley]
Say, oh yow, chi yow, we are go mash it up now
Oh yow, chi yow, a make we mash it up now
Oh yow, chi yow, a make we mash it up now (Right)
Oh yow, chi yow, a make we mash it up now
[Verse 2: Yellowman]
In case you never know weh there pon di go
You get di G an' you get di O (Hey-a)
You put dem together an' a dat make "Go"
Mi buck in a your head until it full of cocoa
While some chat, Yellowman speak
You don't know what mi name is Mister Sexy
Sandra Lee, hey, Sandra Lee
Mi stick di little fishy, she a gwan like chiney
A fong-shing-fong, Yellowman kiss mi

[Outro: Yellowman & Smiley]
Oh yow, chi yow, we are go mash it up now
Oh yow, chi yow, a make we mash it up now
If you happy an' you love it ball forward
Cah hear, we no fling no stone off a blackboard

Part II: Water Coconut

[Intro: Yellowman & Smiley]
Jesus chirst (We are murderer)
Lord (Different style)
Different style (Different style, different style)
Apprentice an' di teacher, we are murderer
Star, hear dem style-ya now
[Pre-Chorus: Yellowman & Smiley]
Tra-la-la, la-la-la (Special request to di man call Archie, you know)
Tra-la-la, la-la-la (Jah, an' special request to Brigardier, seen?)

[Chorus: Yellowman & Smiley]
A dis are water coconut bubble pon we teapot
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot

[Verse 1: Yellowman]
You just weird (Hey-a)
Just weird (Ribbit)
Di gal jus' a bubble under mi like a beer (Hey)
Mi favorite toothpaste, dem call it Colgate (Right)
Di greatest sex is when she peep pon di gate, hey-a (A we do a)

[Chorus: Yellowman & Smiley]
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot

[Verse 2: General Smiley]
Some say mi black like mi granny dutch pot
But two DJ pon di mic just a chat
Cah, one of dem yellow, mi say, one of dem black
But when we a chat, say, di crowd have fi rock (An' dis are)
[Chorus: Yellowman & Smiley]
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot-a
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot

[Verse 3: Yellowman]
Some DJ come vex with mi (Right)
Some DJ come vex with mi
A true mi deh a front an' dem back at mi
You don't know what mi name is Mister Sexy
Is I Yellowman at di mic MC (We do a)

[Chorus: Yellowman & Smiley]
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot-a
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot (Hey)
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot (Right)
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot

[Verse 4: Yellowman]
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot
If I bubble pon di top up to ​di very last drop (Right)
You bubble pon di top up to di very last drop
A you underneath an' mi pon top
Di sweetest clothes, man, you call it backshot
Di sweetest sex is when she sit down pon your cock (With)

[Chorus: Yellowman & Smiley]
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot
Water coconut bubble pon we teapot
You bubble from di top up to di very last drop (Ribbit)
Bubble pon di top up to di very last drop (Right)

[Outro: Yellowman & Smiley]
Lord; Hey-a, a mi say wooy
An' if you happy an' you love it bawl forward
Cah, we nah fling no stone off a blackboard