[Little Darlin’: All]
Whoa (whoa)
Whoa oh (whoa)
Whoa oh (whoa)
Whoa oh

[Splish Splash]
Splish splash, I was takin’ a bath
‘long about a Saturday night
Yeah!
Rub dub, just relaxin’ in the tub
Thinking everything was alright
Well I-

[Love Potion no. 9: Solo, ensemble]
(Bah oo!)
Took my troubles down the Madame Rue
(Bah oo!)
You know the gypsy with the gold capped tooth
She's got a pad down on thirty fourth and Vine
(Ba-da) (Ba-da)
Sellin' little bottles of-
(Ba-da)

[Poison Ivy, Love Potion no. 9]
Poison ivy
Poison ivy
Love potion number 9
Late at night while you’re sleepin’
Poison ivy comes a creepin’ around
[Yakety Yak, There Goes My Baby: Solo, Ensemble]
Take out the papers and the trash
Ooh
There Goes My Baby
Shoo-be-do-wop, baby
Movin’ on down the line
Shoo-be-do-wop, down the line
Or you don’t get no spending cash
Wonder where, wonder where
Shoo-be-do-wop wonder where
Shoop!

[Stupid Cupid]
Stupid cupid, stop pickin’ on me

[Yakety Yak, Poison Ivy, Stupid Cupid, other]
Yakety yak
The beat’ll make you jumpy and booze’ll will make you lumpy. She said!
You mixed me up for good. She said!
Ba-da
Bye bye love (Ba-da)
Yakety yak, yakety yak!

[Love Potion no. 9, Yakety Yak]
She said I’m gonna mix it up right here in the sink
Yakety yak, yakety yak
[Poison Ivy, Stupid Cupid, There Goes My Baby, Other]
That rhythm’s gonna fool ya, that slow back beat to cool ya
Hey now go play Robin Hood with
There goes my baby
Ba-da, baby (Ba-da)

[Bye Bye Love, Stupid Cupid, Love Potion no. 9, other]
Bye bye happiness
I held my nose I closed my eyes;
Somebody else’s-
Ba-da

[Love Potion no. 9: All]
I took a drink!
*Pop* *tsss*
Whoa

[Why Do Fools Fall in Love]
Why do birds sing so gay
And lovers await the
Break of day, why do they fall in love?
Ba-da ba-da bah do
Bah do! Bah do! Whoa

[Poison Ivy]
Ivy. Poison ivy
Late at night while you’re sleepin’
Poison ivy comes a creepin’ around
Ba-da ba-da bah do
Bah do! Bah do! Whoa
[Splish Splash]
Splishing and a splashing
We was-a reeling with the feeling
Yeah I was moving and-a grooving
Rolling and-a strolling
Splish splash, I was takin’ a bath
I stepped out the tub, I put my feet on the floor
I put the towel around me and I opened the door and then a-

[I Go Ape]
I go ape every time I see you smile!
I'm a ding dong gorilla and I'll carry you caveman style
I'm gonna bump you on the head and love you all the while!
Bah do!
I'm a ding dong gorilla and I'll carry you caveman style

[Stupid Cupid]
Stupid cupid you're a real mean guy
I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly
I'm in love and it's a crying shame
And I know that you're the one to blame
Hey hey, set me free
Bah do
Bah do! Bah do! Whoa

[Yakety Yak]
Take out the papers and the trash
Or you don’t get no spending cash
If you don’t scrub
That kitchen floor
You ain’t gonna rock ‘n’ roll no more!
Bah do! Bah do! Whoa

[There Goes My Baby]
I broke her heart
And made her cry
Ba-da ba-da
There goes my baby
Movin’ on down the line

[Love Potion no. 9]
Love potion number nine
Love potion number nine
Love potion number nine
Love potion number
Ba-da ba-da bah do
Love potion number nine! Whoa

[Various]
Splish splash, I jumped back in the bath. Ah

Stupid cupid, stop pickin’ on me. Ah

Love potion number nine. Ah

Gonna love you all the while. Ah

There goes my baby

Yakety yak. Ah

Why do fools fall in love?

Poison Ivy

[Bye Bye Love: All]
Bye bye!

[Yakety Yak: All, solo]
Yakety yak!
Don't call back!