[CRISTIN]
The color scheme for the day
Is black-red-black
The drug, of course
Will be the kilowatt
The trend today is to say
The adjective "fun" a lot

Studd Star, you have received
Two nominations
"Face of the Year" and "Best Hair"
Prepare a speech for your photo opportunity
Your agent Tim Pursent will be there

[ROGER & CRISTIN]
Everyone who ever has, or
Ever will be anyone will be there
Never in the history of entertainment
Will there be an affair
Quite like it

The event of the century
The quintessential social adventure
We can not afford to miss this night of bliss
The 31st Annual Face Award
Presentation ceremony
Live, via satellite, in color
In the marvelous Glam-o-rama
Everyone will be there
[CRISTIN]
A nomination

[ROGER]
A nomination?

[CRISTIN]
Nomination for a face award

[ROGER]
A face award?

[CRISTIN]
Let's plug in

[ROGER]
Does this mean that I’ll be on the air?

[CRISTIN]
You already were
Last night, what a sight you were

[ROGER]
I was?

[CRISTIN]
You were
You played with my laser
You thought it was a razor
I’m positive that's what caused such a scene
[ROGER]
We can get on the air
My music box on the air
Where? Who? What does this mean?

[CRISTIN]
Everyone who ever has, or
Ever will be anyone will be there
The sophisticated, effervescent
Charismatic, incandescent, debonair
The event of the century
The quintessential social adventure
We can not afford to let you miss your debut

[ROGER & CRISTIN]
The 31st Annual Face Award
Presentation Ceremony
Live, via satellite, in color
From the marvelous Glam-o-rama
Everyone will be there

[ALL]
Everyone who ever has, or
Ever will be anyone will be there
Never in the history of entertainment
Will there be an affair - quite like it
The event of the century
The quintessential social adventure
We cannot afford to miss this night of bliss
The 31st Annual Face Award
Presentation ceremony
Live, via satellite, in color
It's an 18 hour function
With commercial interruption
From the marvelous, glorious
Slam bang Glam-o-rama

Everyone who's anyone knows
Everyone who's anyone knows
Everyone who's anyone knows
Everyone who's anyone knows
Everyone who's anyone knows
Everyone will be there!