Bubbles and the Shit Rockers
Liquor and Whores
[Chorus]
Liquor and w****s
Liquor and w****s
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and w****s

[Verse 1]
I went down
Drinkin' at the Legion
I met a girl she was nice
She was pretty and pleasing
She said "Hey boy
We should do some marrying"
I said sure but before we do
There's something that you should know
I like

[Chorus]
Liquor and w****s
Liquor and w****s
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and w****s

[Verse 2]
Then one night down at the legion
She walked in, I was drunk on gin
Dancin with a lady friend
She said "hey boy
You better fly the f**k home"
I said no cause five little words I coulda
Swore I said to you
I like

[Chorus]
Liquor and w****s
Liquor and w****s
Cigarettes and dope and mustard and baloney
Liquor and w****s
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