[Verse 1: Jesse Stewart]
Took everything I had just to roll out of bed
Had to get down to that corner
Get the fuck outta my head
I gave her every coin I made and she
She makes me wait

[Chorus]
But tell me who, yeah who
Well who's gonna rip me off?
Who's gonna rip me off?
When you're gone

[Verse 2]
I was coming off the end of some awful sort of bender
I thought I might throw the last couple into the vegetable crisper
But I woke up to nothing but cans in my sink

[Chorus]
But tell me who, yeah who
Who's gonna drink my morning booze?
Who's gonna drink my booze?
When you're gone

[Verse 3]
I left them on the table I swore must'a had about 7 or 8
Woke up to nothing but a half butt starin' me in my fucking face
Oh man, how could you do me like that?
[Chorus]
But tell me who, yeah who
Who's gonna smoke my smokes?
Who's gonna smoke my smokes?
When you're gone

[Verse 4]
Well I'm sitting in the park with my hobo dog
While she's off in the corner eating some other hobos log
Aw fuck, I gotta deal with this

[Chorus]
But tell me who, yeah who
Who's gonna beat my dog?
Who's gonna beat my dog?
When I'm gone

[Verse 5]
Still sitting in the same fucking park way the fuck past dark
Got a fistful of reasons why she should've came back
But you know she doesn't, cause she makes me wait

[Chorus]
But tell me who, yeah who
Who's gonna beat my wife?
Who's gonna beat my wife?
When I'm gone
[Verse 6]
So I'm sitting here and I'm feeling kinda shitty
I thought I might wander down to the inner East-side of this godforsaken city
I picked up I dropped off, weren't no ambulance for me

[Chorus]
But tell me who, yeah who
Well who's gonna smash the dope?
Who's gonna smash the dope?
At my wake

[Outro]
Took everything I had to roll out of bed
Get down to that corner
Man get the fuck outta my head
I gave her every coin I made and she
She makes me wait