[Verse 1: Jesse Stewart]
Nuns of it, that's what I want and need
Like an unexpected penis or a broken leg
Perhaps castration was the wrong choice
Even in spite of the apt demonstration
Slap me some pocket dollars and walk
I want nuns of it

[Chorus 1]
I want nuns of it
Nuns of it, nuns of it
I want nuns of it
I want nuns of it

[Verse 2]
Tell father, can you relieve me of my duties as a Christian?
Ring around the rosary, pockets full of blasphemy
Harken hither and undress my sins
Forage into and around my mouth with the words of God
Even the ones you have so plainly failed to hear

[Chorus 2]
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down
Ashes to ashes
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down
Ash-ash-ash-ash-ash
[Verse 3]
So here I am but where are you?
Sitting here in this confessional booth
Miles away on some other plane
When it should be I hearing your disdain
Enraptured by your intrigues, gasping out your fatigue
Sick and tired as we of the forked tongue
Fill in all the pew seats, fill in all the pew seats
Fill in all the; please could you forgive me?
As we are taught so arrogantly by these bastards holding a basket so soon to be filled with my money

[Refrain]
I love God, but who the fuck are you?
I love God, but who the fuck are you?
I love God, but who the fuck are you?

[Ad libitum]
Nuns of it, that's what I want and need
Like an unexpected penis or a broken leg
Perhaps castration was the wrong choice
Even in spite of the apt demonstration
Slap me some pocket dollars and walk
I want nuns of it, nuns of it, nuns of it, nuns of it
Nun, nun, nun, nun
Father, can you relieve me of my duties as a Christian?
Ring around the rosary, with pocket full of blasphemy
Harken hither and undress my sins
Forage into and around my mouth with the words of God
Even the ones you have so plainly failed to hear
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down
Here I am, fuck it
So here I am but where are you?
Sitting here in this confessional booth
Oh miles away on some other plane
When it should be I hearing your disdain
Enraptured by your intrigues, gasping out your fatigue
Sick and tired as we of the forked tongue fill in all the pew seats Of the forked tongue fill in all the pew seats
Please could you forgive me?
As we are, argh!
Please could you forgive me?
As we are taught so arrogantly by these bastards holding a basket so soon to be filled with my money
Hypothetically

[Outro]
I love God, but who are you?
I love God, but who are you?
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down
Ashes to ashes, we all fall down