[Verse 1: Jesse Stewart]
Just me and my girl, she is my best friend in the world
But lately I've been treating her no good
She’s a flophouse queen, duchess of the dumpster scene
But now I giver her less love than I should

[Refrain]
Gotta quit my job and go and hang out with my dog
I can fight, swim, get dirty and play
Gotta sleep outside, cuddle up in 'em long rides
I don't think I should work for one more day
Not one more day, one more day
Not one more day, one more day

[Chorus]
Cause anywhere I sleep, I’ll know I'm safe
When those coyotes yip, she keeps them all at bay
And my whole goddamn life would just never be the same
Without waking up next to her stupid dumb mutt face
Her dumb mutt face

[Verse 2]
So I told my boss I ain't coming into work tomorrow
He told me that I might be be out of the job
Told him that's okay, work is a sucker's game anyway
86ing this town, me and my canine we're gonna wander out our days
86ing this town, me and my canine we're gonna wander out our days. Our days
[Chorus]
Cause anywhere I sleep, I'll know I’m safe
When those coyotes yip, she keeps them all at bay
My whole goddamn life would just never be the same
Without waking up next to her stupid dumb mutt face
Her dumb mutt face

[Outro]
Cause anywhere I sleep, I’ll know I'm safe
When them coyotes yip, she keeps them all at bay
And my whole goddamn life would just never be the same
Without waking up next to her stupid dumb mutt face
Her dumb mutt face