[Intro]
Hmmm...MVP
Hey, what's wrong?
This is a really hard decision
Ahhh, it's not that hard
Here, let me show you
Listen!

[Verse 1]
You're looking for an MVP and don't know who to pick (pick it)
Listen to me kid, I'll show you a trick
Just add all the box scores and the analytics
Multiply by the numbers and number statistics
It equals zero...the answer's zero (That's ridiculous!)
Exactly, now listen
3.3 net rating when he on the floor
Minus 8.9 when he not there any more
66 percent usage rating in the clutch
Dude, you need 3 players to equal that much

[Chorus]
Two digits times three, that's a triple double
Math is pretty hard, this is no trouble
All the stats, lead us to our hero
Add it up, and the answer's always zero
[Verse 2]
Add his clutch net rating, plus 29
And it equals zero... (It does?) Every time!
He's breaking records, he breaking ankles
Hitting buzzer beater shots from the crazy angles
His true shooting goes up in (crunch time)
Their defense just turned into a (punchline)
Let the records show, the record's been ravaged
Count 'em up (42) hashtag savage

[Chorus]
Two digits times three, that's a triple double
Math is pretty hard, this is no trouble
All the stats, lead us to our hero
Add it up, and the answer's always zero

[Bridge]
Ohhh, Zero! Like Russell Westbrook
But Zero doesn't care what the stats add to
'Cause winning is all zero ever wanted to do

[Chorus]
Two digits times three, that's a triple double
Math is pretty hard, this is no trouble
All the stats, lead us to our hero
Add it up, and the answer's always zero