Verse 1:

I tried to move to the Valley in my car
Leavin from Dallas, I needed a new start
Stayed with this lady
Her name let’s call her Dawn
Made me uneasy but she really liked my dog
We got along
Or so I thought

Pre-Chorus:

She had a chihuahua, it snuck into my room
Ate up all my Oreos, then he threw up on floor, so I had to move
This trip was doomed

Chorus:

Need a two car garage
Manicure and massage
But I can’t afford it in LA

Packed my stuff in the car
And I didn’t get far
Cuz I can’t afford it anyway
I know this wasn’t smart
So if see you my car
Tell me where is it parked
Cuz that's how I lost it in LA