Get up in the morning, get on the bus
Get up in the morning, like the rest of us
Places to go, important people to meet
Better not get up or you might lose your seat
Bus rider

Leave the house at six o'clock to be on time
Leave the wife and kids at home to make a dime
Grab your lunch pail, check for mail in your slot
You won't get your check if you don't punch the clock
Bus rider
Bus rider

Grab the evening paper and sit down in your chair
Grab yourself a toupee because you're losing your hair
Doesn't matter what you do, you've nothing to lose
I'm so awful goddamn glad I'm not in your shoes
Bus rider

(Bus rider) You know you're riding every single morning to there
(Bus rider) Ride, ride little man
(Bus rider) I don't want to ride, no, I don't want to ride
(Bus rider) Get up in the morning, get on the bus
(Bus rider) Ooh, little man riding upside down, yeah
(Bus rider) Umm, no I don't want to ride