[bedRock]
Beggar barter
Any berth in the harbor
Not too picky long as he rolls with a potent barber
Dog could make the kitten purr 'cause opposites attract
Don't believe that?
Press that YouTube to check your true facts
They'll teach you about the lemur, owl, lynx
How to fiddle a riddle to jinx a newt sphinx
Gargling arguments
Throats coated in silence
They say it's marvelous, but he still isn't buying it
Mayan calendars counting the heartbeats left in the zodiac
Fuck that, at world's end he's not rocking a snapback
Dome's еxposed as bodies boil in the Nilе
Compilation of dead cells like sliced hair on the tile
Cutting off the minutes and seconds of boredom to a smooth fade
'Til they call his name cop the proper clipper grade
He don't own a TV, so don't ask his favorite station
They batter his head 'til near dead, thirsting for information
Does brutal interrogation put his zen in jeopardy?
What is "Yes," answer's in the form of torturous questioning
Of course, after the lessening of excess fur on the skull
Less pressure's on his mind, the release - unbelievable
The speakers call him from across the city
He can't be patient, rhymin' on the 405, speeding toward the vibration
But he won't sport racing stripes up North or in the Valley
Those only belong on the tabby cat camped out in Temescal Alley
(Uh, I'm tryna get faded right now so...)
Yeah I got a
Potent barber
I got a
Potent barber
I got a
Potent barber
I got
[Bones McQueen]
Overgrown noggins, forgot to call the dome carver
A potent barber, a Bourne saga - it's not your problem
Offer respite, here's a phone number of mine
Scrotum twine knotted up all like fig vines
Someone's been showing the bottom of the brain (That's fucking gross)
Like testicles
Hanging to dry after tropical rain
Top of your cranium, wrinkle-folded paper cranes
Your ears begin at a weird place
Under your chin
Near the face but they appear fake
$10.50 for a clean cut, and a close shave
Tell 'em you know Dave
Faded for no pay
Both enrolled in road rage
Therapy in the old days
What the fuck, I'm becoming grey
I'm feeling wrinkled
Seeking mystics visons are getting fuzzy wuzzy
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't getting any fucking loving
So he went to Temescal to get a dozen buzzes
Bones doesn't budget
Buzzed on rusted cups of whiskey
It's done quickly, the perfect length
Ends are splitting
This way and that
Attracting gnats randomly to a shadowy past
Wearing a tangled nest, rather than robin's breast
Pixar can't animate volume of matted mess
Damn locks just crop it like lustropics
Bus stops are warmer with wigs to sponge weak chakras
Attack alopecia patterns with the help of Ed..ward Scissorhands
Verbs got the gift to grab
Magic scissors from whiskers of surly Clippers fans
Laggin' at echolalia
Lollygagged ganglias
Black dahlias fall off hair follicles
Eat creeps
Heated pots of green tea steeps
All these tweakers cop cheaper eats on Fleet Street
The demon barber the true friends to all dogs
Pets are sent to heaven the shred the necks of the balding gods