Crustacean Conundrum Pt. 2
[Spoken: Max Hiney]
This is ten years on from last when we heard, heard from our, our friend Gary
The CIA has caught up to Gary's lies
But they couldn't find Gary
Gary went to Cuba
Or so we think
That's the last place he was spotted
He's been all over the news
CNN, and the other fake ones too
(haha, alright um)
Gary, Gary in, uh, Cuba, or Caribbean, wherever he is, we don't know
The CIA has been questioning him
Cause hes been moving around so much
They had no idea he had lobster hands
Who would've known he had lobster hands ?
They found that there was nothing wrong with what Gary was doing
And when they questioned him he just said
"Oh well the economy you know"
And then um, and they just left
They were like "oh yeah the economy yeah"
But then later that night
They found some, some damning evidence on Facebook
They saw his lobster hands
But by then Gary had bought a one-way plane ticket to Cuba
Gary was all over the news (at this point)
They're like
"Wow
Lobster hands man
If you see him
You should tell someone"
So some tourists took some pictures of Gary in Cuba
See you next chapter...
This is ten years on from last when we heard, heard from our, our friend Gary
The CIA has caught up to Gary's lies
But they couldn't find Gary
Gary went to Cuba
Or so we think
That's the last place he was spotted
He's been all over the news
CNN, and the other fake ones too
(haha, alright um)
Gary, Gary in, uh, Cuba, or Caribbean, wherever he is, we don't know
The CIA has been questioning him
Cause hes been moving around so much
They had no idea he had lobster hands
Who would've known he had lobster hands ?
They found that there was nothing wrong with what Gary was doing
And when they questioned him he just said
"Oh well the economy you know"
And then um, and they just left
They were like "oh yeah the economy yeah"
But then later that night
They found some, some damning evidence on Facebook
They saw his lobster hands
But by then Gary had bought a one-way plane ticket to Cuba
Gary was all over the news (at this point)
They're like
"Wow
Lobster hands man
If you see him
You should tell someone"
So some tourists took some pictures of Gary in Cuba
See you next chapter...