Will Ferrell
The minecraft rap!
im in minecraft cuz minecraft rocks
im in minecraft mining cobbleston rocks
came out the whom wearing minecraft socks
creepers on em matching with my minecraft crocs
i love minecraft im stacking up blocks
im smarter and cooler than all these jocks
i heard call of duty is the talk, stop
dumb ass jerk i dont play black ops

i just killed your bitch with some mufuckin cloroform
i just found some diamonds in the epic beast ore form
im all about wheat ion fuck with corn
im on guegle searchin minecraft porn
im in my room with my finger in my butt
creepers fucking shieet im about to blast a nut
im a beast on the minecraft servers
try to fuck with me and ill get you murdered
i treat you like i treat sheep in this game
ill sheer your wool and give you a name
ill put you in a fence and make you tame
add me on it beast_boss is my name

load up a world, chop on a tree
bust wood with my fist it's as easy can be
first i make a table, then i craft a pick
mining iron ore that's as hard as my dick
ay, i'm playin minectaft harder than i played your bitch
did you know how creepers was born from a glitch?!
true shit, i read it on the tips and tricks
breaking news, there's gonna be a minectaft flick! what?!
every creeper i see, run into my hut
close the fuckin door, bad feelin in my gut
run into the mine, countin down the time
till it's mornin
cuz it ain't safe at night
shout out to the cows, shout out to the sheep, fuck them pink bitches i'm a pig killin g
gold armor i'm a p i m p
bitch you can't see me
shout out to john cena for teachin me to rap
realest shit you've heard, heart made of diamond

unbreakable

Dirty creeper Tryna blow up my gold house
And if you a Greifer get the mother FUCKING hell out!
Minecon squad glowing up and getting bigger
Diamond spade blazing cos I'm a crazy digger
Keep a villager as a motherfucking Slave
Didn't know Chris Lamar was in this fucking game
Spark a torch then I light up a whole cave
I will die for this SHIT cause cos this shit my favourite game
Play me pvp boy and get fucking raped
Hang w jarret foster now we staying up late
Mountain Dew in my hand diamond dick in my ass
Fun forever endless cos I'm playing mine craft

Now I'm mining and trying to find all of these diamonds and whining tho it's exciting and I'm behind something it's shining getting a Boner as I'm writing a sighting

I'm close

Now I'm hitting them folks and throwing my clothes because as the true player knows
When you're near a sea of lava
The code in java produces ore better than gold
I got hard dick for what the future BE holds

Now the feeling is beaming you'd think that I'm thieving not believing conceiving a child who's heart is beating this is what I've been dreaming I'm creaming I'm skeeting my ballsack is heating my pants filled with semen

But I think I'm catching a cold
A tear runs down my nose
Watching as the last breathes leaves away from my throat
I look at the moat
I was shot into a pit of lava by a n***a wearing bones
Now I wake in my home
I read the words
Epic beast diamond pvp server
And delete the world