[Verse 1]
Woke up in a cold sweat naked (Naked)
Is there anybody else here?
What does everybody else feel?
Woke up head spinning from drinking (Drinking)
Throwing up all my fears
What happened to my last five years?

[Chorus]
Every day is my birthday
And they're throwing me a pity party
Gonna die on my birthday
And they're throwing me a pity party

[Verse 2]
Woke up in a bathtub shaking
Surrounded by all of my friends
They’re talking 'bout how all of this ends
S-s-s-spilling my complaints through a tin can
Wondering who's on the other end
Am I just really yelling at my hand?

[Chorus]
Every day is my birthday
And they're throwing me a pity party
Gonna die on my birthday
And they're throwing me a pity party
[Bridge]
I blew the candles out
I kissed her on the mouth
My baby, my baby, my–
She left me in the south
My heart stayed in her mouth
So give me all of your pity now
I blew the candles out
I kissed her on the mouth
(Singing in the dark
She left me in New York
Give me all of your
Give me all of your)

[Chorus]
Every day is my birthday
And they're throwing me a pity party
Swear I'm gonna die on my birthday
And they're throwing me a pity party

Every day is my birthday
And they're throwing me a pity party
Gonna die on my birthday
And they're throwing me a pity party