[Monologue: Adam Sandler]
I just came here from New York, and uh- my last uh-
Last day in New York was kinda weird, I had a cab driver acting peculiar
We were driving along, me and the cab driver, and he killed a dog on the way
Uh- he didn't hit the dog with the car, he just got out and stabbed the dog
He-He-He-He

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[Monologue: Adam Sandler]
The first thing I thought was no tip, you know, I’m not gonna tip this guy
And uh, not 'cause he killed the dog, just 'cause thirty cents [?] in the meter when he was doing it, yeah
And I don’t get that kind of bread right now, I don't havе that kind of money, you know, not yet
[Laughter]

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[Outro: Adam Sandler]
You killed Jеsus