[Ed]
I'm that guy you see in every horror flick
You may not remember me, I come and go too quick

You wouldn't know my name, I hardly ever speak a line
If the hero kills a hundred demons, I'd be the forgettable number
Thirty nine

'Cuz I'm a bit part demon, a small time misfit
I'd say you'd be dead by dawn but I don't really mean it

I'm a threat to no one, the other deadites make fun...

[Cheryl, spoken]
YOU SUCK!

[Ed]
Of me. Evil Eddie. Oh The bit part demon

[Annie, spoken]
But don't you see Ed? We've been listening to you talk for the past two minutes
You've said a whole lot just now. Just you!
Aw, you're not a bit part demon anymore. You're a lead player. A star!

[Ed]
You're right! Now I see that this trend has been disrupted
I've said more than five words without being interrupted! I'm a
Bit part no more! My character's at a swing!
And now its time for this demon to sing, sing sing! Ahhhh....(gunshot)
Oh!
[Ash, spoken]
Now you'll have a bit part; in hell