I love the tip, I love the top
I love you better than a hog loves slop

'Cause you're a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt
Promise me darlin'
You'll never make me feel like dirt

Sure as the vine, goes round the stump, you are mine
Call it sugar lump

'Cause you're a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt
Promise me darlin'
You'll never make me feel like dirt

I've told you once, I've told you twice
We go together like fried beans and rice

'Cause you're a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt, alright
Promise me darlin'
You'll never make me feel like dirt

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust
You mess with my woman
I'm gonna hurt you first
'Cause she's a big legged woman
With a short, short miniskirt
Promise me darlin'
You'll never make me feel like dirt

I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman

I love my big legged woman
I love my big legged woman

She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright

She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright

She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright
She's alright, she's alright