Why Don’t We
I fucked a water hose
[Zach Herron}
One day I saw this water hose
And then I thought "Who knows"
So I stuck my dick inside this water hose
And now I can say I fucked a water hose

[Corbyn Besson]
My band mates an absolute fucking psycho
He's outside with his dick in our water hose
I don't know what the fuck he's thinking
I think that he has been drinking

[Daniel Seavey]
So Zach's outside with his dick in a water hose
I mean atleast It's not another one of his hoes
I hope nobody else wants to try
Because im just sitting here thinking "why"

[Jonah Marais]
Now my bandmates outside
Fucking a water hose
I just wanna see
Where this goes
I feel like he's going insane
But Im pretty sure he's just in pain

[Jack Avery]
Do I have to sing this?
No?
Okay bye