[Verse 1: Daniel Seavey & Jonah Marais]
Some guy skipped in front of me
Can't believe I paid an entry fee
And I don't even got the energy
To smile for a selfie
And I know that I should go home
But I'm still standing here so
I guess one more for the road
I wanna raise a toast so

[Pre-Chorus: Corbyn Besson & All]
This one's for the sparklers
Dudes wearing shades in the darkness
But hats off to the DJ (One, two, three, four, oh!)
Same song twice in an evening

[Chorus: All]
Save me, can't take it
I don't belong in this club
One dance, no chance
'Cause I'm feeling awkward as
I was waitin' in line for an hour
Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause
I'm jaded, can't fake it
I don't belong in this club, no
[Verse 2: Daniel Seavey, Jonah Marais Jack Avery & All]
I'm Macklemore
Hop out of the Uber (Uber)
I was feelin' myself (Goddamn)
Had the polo with the bolo (I did)
Put some eel on the belt (Hoo)
Walked up to the bouncer (Hey, what's up man?)
Whole squad on stealth (I'm Macklemore)
He said, "Mackler, who?"
"You gotta wait like everybody else"
Shoulda stayed on the sofa
Forgot I hate bein' social
And I miss my ex-girl
This Drake song making me 'motional (Girl, you hurt my feelings)
I'm feelin' awkward as hell (Uh-huh)
I only came here to dance
The DJ ain't playin' the cuts (Okay)
And what do I do with my hands?
Roll with the punches and hold my Red Bull up
And I toast the nights like this that I probably won't remember much
'Bout to pull that Irish goodbye, grab my stuff, 'bout to cut
And the DJ yells, "Macklemore in the house tonight"
Ah, what?

[Chorus: All, Corbyn Besson]
Save me, can't take it
I don't belong in this club
One dance, no chance
'Cause I'm feeling awkward as
I was waitin' in line for an hour
Just to get in, now I wanna get out 'cause
I'm jaded (I'm jaded), can't fake it (Can't fake it)
I don't belong in this club, no