Gracie: Dad, why am I here?
Sierra: Because, Mom said while she’s away…
Madison: We know Sierra!  We do this every year…
Sierra: She asked the question!
Gracie: Dad, it’s hot! And there’s bugs
Olivia: Daddy, you do know we hate being out here… right?

Madison
Like clockwork
Summertime comes and I wanna have fun
Plus I’ve got someone on my mind
But instead of the beach
All I get are these tress
‘Cause my dad wants, “quality time”

Gracie
Ew! I’m not cut out for this
It’s too hot and I think I smell (you do)
Plus the bugs and the bears and the frizz in my hair
Yall stop! I just chipped a nail!

All
Oh Daddy Oh Daddy
We should talk this through, Daddy
We could all hang out
But separately in our own rooms, can we?
Oh Daddy Oh Daddy
We should talk this through daddy
We could take a vote
And settle what we wanna do… can we?!
Hey! We should just call it a day
We’re not cut out for this anyway
I mean, maybe we could try this again
But if we don’t then that’s ok
We should just call it a day

Sierra
Ugh, man I’m out of breath
You go on, I’ma stay and melt
You guys stop she’s sick!
Can we get you anything?
Wi-Fi and a fan would help

Olivia
This way to the next stop on the map
Next up we’ll go hike a trail
We should buy an RV, we should camp next week
Daddy, please?! Maybe they’re on sale!
Olivia!!

All
Oh Daddy Oh Daddy
We should talk this through, Daddy
We could all hang out
But separately in our own rooms, can we?
Oh Daddy Oh Daddy
We should talk this through daddy
We could take a vote
And settle what we wanna do… can we?!
Hey! We should just call it a day
We’re not cut out for this anyway
I mean, maybe we could try this again
But if we don’t then that’s ok
We should just call it a day

Madison: Dad, there’s something we need to talk to you about
We love spending time with you
But on a scale of 1-10… when it comes to camping
All: WE HATE IT!
Sierra: Can we please go back to civilization
And enjoy quality time with air conditioning?
Olivia: Come on guys. He’s just going to say no…
Dad: Ummm… OK
All: What!?!?

All
Hey! We should just call it a day
We’re not cut out for this anyway
I mean, maybe we could try this again
But if we don’t then that’s ok
We should just call it a day