[Chorus]
And I always find, yeah
Always find, yeah
Always find something wrong
You been putting up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

[Verse 1]
She find pictures in my e-mail
I sent this bitch a picture of my dick
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good at that shit
See, I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to them hoodrats
And I just blame everything on you
At least you know that's what I'm good at

[Bridge]
Run away from me, baby, oh, run away
Run away from me, baby
Run away
Doesn't have to get crazy
Why can't we just, run away?
Baby, I got a plan, run away fast as you can

[Verse 3]
Never was much of a romantic
I could never take the intimacy
And I know I did damage
Cause the look in your eyes is killing me
I guess you are at an advantage
Cause you can blame me for everything
And I don't know how I'ma manage
If one day you just up and leave

[Chorus]
And I always find, yeah
Always find, yeah
Always find something wrong
You been putting up with my shit just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast
Let's have a toast for the douchebags
Let's have a toast for the assholes
Have a toast for the scumbags
Every one of them that I know
Have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can