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Once upon an egg, there was not one, not two, but one vertically challenged vicar named Guuurdenky Slipslogruya-Q. He sealed himself in some tupperware and ran out of oxygen fairly quickly. His gravestone read "www.brillo.com". Unfortunately (And to fantastical circumstances), the vicar did not require oxygen to function, thus he remained trapped underground in tupperware for many a cronological passing. Did I mention that he was buried by MC Hammer? Guuurdenky slowly begun to wibble in a frantic attempt to free himself of his airtight plastic cage what can be said now is a word that doesn't exist: "Leltenfindusbq". And with that, Guuurdenky erupted from the ground, the theme tune from "Hart to Hart" booming from his gaping facial opening. With little hesitation, he struck revenge on those who had stapled him to various branded biros in his youth. Through method of volatile fuselage, he had fulfilled his greatest dreams and conquered half of Europe in mighty breath, tearing apart time as we know it and piecing it back together with safety pins and UHU. He unloaded the pins. Thend