[Verse 1]
I was the life of the party
Or so everyone said
But I went dark too early
And I was too late to bed
Wherever my car is
Is anyone's guess
I remember a few things
I forget the rest

[Chorus]
Who did I kiss on?
Who did I offend?
Who did I piss off?
Whose ear did I bend?
I'll burn all my bridges
If I go out again
Should I quit drinkin'?
Or am I just hungover thinkin'?

[Verse 2]
I think we danced in the kitchen
I can't remember the song
I hope my timin' was right
I hope my top was on
I think I saw an old boyfriend
And he's single again
Wish I hadn't've mеntioned (Wish I hadn't)
How much I miss him
[Chorus]
Who did I kiss on?
Who did I offend?
Who did I piss off?
Whose еar did I bend?
I'll burn all my bridges
If I go out again
Should I quit drinkin'?
Or am I just hungover thinkin'?

[Outro]
I'm havin' a breakdown
A cry and a Coke
I told my darkest secret
Like it was just a joke