Drivers try not to let drivers drive
While drivers are driving drunk as popes

But rifling through my pants pocket
For the cigarettes that I don't smoke
I grab the keys
The whole bit with the keys
And the fucking keys to the car

The keys to the city
The keys of dope
Everybody's so sensitive these days
But I'm all right, I'm goddamned okay
In fact I'm more than okay
If there is such a thing like that

Then I am it
I am that shit
In fact I am even more than that shit
I'm a number one Hollywood hit
I got sex appeal
Now baby watch me go
Just watch me go

Drivers try not to let drivers drive
While drivers are driving drunk as popes
But rifling through my pants
For the cigarettes that I don't smoke
I grab the keys
The whole bit with the fuckin' keys
The keys to the city
The keys of dope