[Verse]
Walked out the store, had Mountain Dews in my pocket
Bitch, I'm about to blow up like a motherfucking rocket
I leave my door open, bitch I don't even fucking lock it
Damn bitch, that hurts! Please stop it! (please stop it)
I got the Glock on me, so I'm watching the police drop-in
Battle royale, bitch, the way that my shit just be droppin'
I went viral on Tik Tok and I don't even use it
He got famous for a video that boy don't even make no music
I got a new pack of Backwoods, about to rip them up and abuse 'em
I'm not gonna lie, I don't smoke weed, I definitely abuse it
That boy got a baby dick, that shit skinny like a toothpick
Ah, ah, ah, I'm goin' crazy, I'm about to fucking lose it
In 3rd grade, somebody kicked me in my balls
Fuck it, I might just spark up a blunt up in the hall
He think he can beat me up because I'm not that tall
This exclusive drip, bitch you can't get it from the mall
I'm not gonna lie, I smoked a blunt in my parent's bathroom
Robbed a white boy for an eighth, I think his name was Matthew
If you fuck with me, you about be dead forever like a tattoo
I got an AK-47 with all kinds of attachments
I got a Glock-17 with the laser sight and a red dot
I'm chainsmoking Newports, I can feel it in my head-top
I'm not YMCMB, but bitch, I'm finna make the bedrock

Thank you, thank you for coming to my TedTalk
Boy, you a sprout, I'm a beanstalk
I be droolin' in the cut, like a fucking retard
I'm smoking on this rapper gas, and it definitely reeks hard
He wears VLONE on Instagram, but he drives a cheap car
I really wanna get a dog and name him-name his ass Gilbert
I'm ridin' for Ernie, I'ma have to kill Bert
Not gonna lie, I would definitely hit a lick on Big Bird
I'm shittin' on all these kids, look at the toilet, it's a big turd
I used to not have service, my shit was practically an iPod
Shawty really boosted my ego, she said I have a nice cock
And y'know I could record music with like anybody in the fucking room
I'm simply tapped in as fuck, I just know what the fuck to do
He look at me mad confused like what the fuck do I do
I'm a stoner, I be smoking doobies just like Scooby Doo
And y'know I run the COD lobbies especially 2v2
He said I suck, but he couldn't even beat me in a 1v1
That boy head shaped like an egg, humpty dump
How'd you expect me to speak to you when you're so fucking dumb?
Tony Soprano, put your head through the wall, I'm fucking done
If you leave the calzone in the oven too long, you're fucking done