His name was Dapper Dan
He came from South Japan
He did drink
He did drugs in his Rolls

He'd fallen on his feet
From living on the street
He did drink
He did drugs in his Rolls

Nothing new to you, nothing new to me
He got a body in the boot the size of me
He took me down to the underground to see
And that’s weird for me to see

He'd drink himself to sleep
Girls falling at his feet
He did drink
He did drugs in his Rolls

He'd paint his eyes in black
Slick hair from front to back
He did drink
He did drugs in his Rolls

Nothing new to you, nothing new to me
He got a body in the boot the size of me
He took me down to the underground to see
And that’s weird for me to see