Mr Brown: Lemon and lime
Turn of the time
Or five for a couple of bob
Good for a cold
You'll never grow old
For wheezing there just the job

Around the corner
In the market square
Thats the spot to make your pitch
Around the corner
Put your barrel there
That the place where you'll get rich

Carrots and spuds
Jeffers and bloods
They're lovely, ripe and sweet
Let it out loud
Pull a big crowd
To value they can't be beat

Around the corner
In the market square
Thats the spot to make your pitch

Leck: Around the corner
Put your barrel there
That the place where you'll get rich
Pippens with pips
These are the tips
On how to make punters punt

Keith: Give them a schpeal
Polish the peel
And put the good one's up front
Around the corner
In the market square
Thats the spot to make your pitch

Mr Brown & Keith: around the corner
Put your barrel there
That the place where you'll get rich

Mr Brown: Peas in their pods
Never lay odds

Mr Brown & Barry: Aware of the golden thumb

Mr Brown: Press down the scale
You'll go to jail
The costomers are tom thumb

Everyone: Around the corner
In the market square
Thats the spot to make your pitch
Around the corner
Put your barrel there
That the place where you'll get rich
Mr Brown & Karl: Play it my way
Make the game pay
Tell them what they want to hear
Serve with a smile
Cut for the pile
After you've sold the idea

Mr Brown & Herman: Lemon and lime
Turn of the time
Or five for a couple of bob
Good for a cold
You'll never grow old
For wheezing there just the job

Around the corner
In the market square
Thats the spot to make your pitch
Around the corner
Put your barrel there
That the place where you'll get riiiiich