Hey I musta done it
'Cause someone else won it
Least I know I ain't got it now
Cut for a fiver
In the dili-diver
Another card has blown me out

Ace King Queen thinks Jack
I think I'll hit the sack
And say a prayer to my guardian angel
Who's been sayin' that he's willing and he's able
To make enough money for a gay hoe
Ace King Queen alright Jack

Pawned the bird's locket
Got eight into my pocket
Still, she never was the one
Called her a trollop
She gave me a wallop
Jeez, gonna have to watch it now

Ace King Queen thinks Jack
I think I'll hit the sack
And say a prayer to my guardian angel
Who's been promisin' one day I'll leave the table
With enough to buy a house like Betty Grable
Ace King Queen alright Jack
Oops semolina
Urggh sauerkraut
Chewing gum trampled on the ground
Hey I musta done it
'Cause someone else won it
Least I know I ain't got it now

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