Utkarsh Ambudkar
The Park Is Mine
[OWEN, spoken]
Uh, excuse me? What's going on?

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Why'd you freeze our contract?

[CITY OFFICIALS]
Why do you have a contract that got frozen? See, it works both ways

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
That doesn't make sense!

[BITSY]
Fight, fight, fight!
Who said that?
Fight!

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Ooh, feels just like high noon

[CITY OFFICIALS]
Ugh, we're sick of you tycoons
Err, you're all gonna die soon

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Ageist!
Well, here comes the typhoon!
[CITY OFFICIALS]
The park is mine!
The park is mine!

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
The park is mine!
The park is mine!
The park is mine!

[ALL]
The park is mine!

[CITY OFFICIALS]
The park is mine!

[ALL (OWEN)]
The park is mine! (The park is all of ours)

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Mayor thinking that you own the town

[CITY OFFICIALS]
Well, you're wearing dioramas like a crown

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
You're killing tradition for your dividends
[CITY OFFICIALS]
You reek of entitlement
(It's the depends)

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Colonizers!

[CITY OFFICIALS]
Colonizers!

[OWEN]
I'm not sure either of you have a right to--

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
We were here first!

[OWEN]
That's problematic

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
How?
Bureaucrats!

[CITY OFFICIALS]
Dilettantes!
Get the caskets for these geriatrics
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
You can't hack it!

[CITY OFFICIALS]
I heard he's flaccid

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Oh, come on, one in four men--
How dare you bring up his erectile dysfunction?
Screw this whole luncheon
Let's wreck this whole function!

Get to chuckin', toss the turducken
Chew on this mutton!

[CITY OFFICIALS]
Ah, you're all bluffin'-
Cake to the face!

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Werther's these perverts

[CITY OFFICIALS]
Launch the sherbert
They got Herbert!
Murder!

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Why would you kill a party that we loved?
You white-collar kleptocratic golfing thugs
High on your power

[CITY OFFICIALS]
It's prescription drugs

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
(It's legal)
Corporate puppets

[CITY OFFICIALS]
Kick the bucket

[BITSY]
Fight!

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Whoa

[PAIGE]
Look out for the train!

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Whoa
I'm pulling the cane!
Whoa

[BITSY]
I'm bringing the rain!

[HELEN]
Bringing the rain?

[ALL]
Bringing the rain
Bringing the rain

[OWEN]
This is insane!

[CITY OFFICIALS]
The park is mine

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
The park is mine

[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
The park is mine

[CITY OFFICIALS]
The park is mine

[COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR]
I lost the Mayor, don't tell anybody