Utkarsh Ambudkar
The Park Is Mine
[OWEN, spoken]
Uh, excuse me? What's going on?
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Why'd you freeze our contract?
[CITY OFFICIALS]
Why do you have a contract that got frozen? See, it works both ways
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
That doesn't make sense!
[BITSY]
Fight, fight, fight!
Who said that?
Fight!
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Ooh, feels just like high noon
[CITY OFFICIALS]
Ugh, we're sick of you tycoons
Err, you're all gonna die soon
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Ageist!
Well, here comes the typhoon!
[CITY OFFICIALS]
The park is mine!
The park is mine!
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
The park is mine!
The park is mine!
The park is mine!
[ALL]
The park is mine!
[CITY OFFICIALS]
The park is mine!
[ALL (OWEN)]
The park is mine! (The park is all of ours)
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Mayor thinking that you own the town
[CITY OFFICIALS]
Well, you're wearing dioramas like a crown
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
You're killing tradition for your dividends
[CITY OFFICIALS]
You reek of entitlement
(It's the depends)
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Colonizers!
[CITY OFFICIALS]
Colonizers!
[OWEN]
I'm not sure either of you have a right to--
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
We were here first!
[OWEN]
That's problematic
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
How?
Bureaucrats!
[CITY OFFICIALS]
Dilettantes!
Get the caskets for these geriatrics
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
You can't hack it!
[CITY OFFICIALS]
I heard he's flaccid
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Oh, come on, one in four men--
How dare you bring up his erectile dysfunction?
Screw this whole luncheon
Let's wreck this whole function!
Get to chuckin', toss the turducken
Chew on this mutton!
[CITY OFFICIALS]
Ah, you're all bluffin'-
Cake to the face!
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Werther's these perverts
[CITY OFFICIALS]
Launch the sherbert
They got Herbert!
Murder!
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Why would you kill a party that we loved?
You white-collar kleptocratic golfing thugs
High on your power
[CITY OFFICIALS]
It's prescription drugs
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
(It's legal)
Corporate puppets
[CITY OFFICIALS]
Kick the bucket
[BITSY]
Fight!
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Whoa
[PAIGE]
Look out for the train!
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
Whoa
I'm pulling the cane!
Whoa
[BITSY]
I'm bringing the rain!
[HELEN]
Bringing the rain?
[ALL]
Bringing the rain
Bringing the rain
[OWEN]
This is insane!
[CITY OFFICIALS]
The park is mine
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
The park is mine
[PARK LEAGUE PEOPLE]
The park is mine
[CITY OFFICIALS]
The park is mine
[COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR]
I lost the Mayor, don't tell anybody