[INTRO]
Chabuddy G: Ok Grindah, listen to me yeah. Word on the street, is that a couple of those ravers, those house ravers have now turned into house agents, they’re on the trail and they’re trying to destroy UK Garage. Be careful boys

MC Grindah: Don’t worry, we’ve just cut the baddest dub that’s gonna save the Garage scene singlehandedly

DJ Steves: Look at their trainers bruv

DJ Beats: Huaraches

MC Grindah: House Agents!

[Chorus]
MC Grindah: This one’s big inside the sector, hold tight Beats that’s my selector. This one’s big inside the ‘rena, Big Daddy Grindah come to meet ya

DJ Beats: This one a big inside the venue, DJ Beats and I’m passing through. This one a big inside the venue, Garage music on the menu

[VERSE]
MC Grindah: This one wicked and a this one new, this one down for the raving crew, this one you, for you, and you, and you, the one who’s moving your shoes
Who’s that boy dem in the blue suede shirt?

DJ Beats: Avirex jacket passing through

MC Grindah: I said who’s that brother with the blue suede shirt?

DJ Beats: Avirex jacket passing through
MC Grindah: Who’s that boy dem in the blue suede shoes? This one wicked and a this one new. After one, a must come two. Who’s on the microphone in the venue? One, two, three four five, once I caught a fish alive, then I came down with a Garage vibe. Who’s on the microphone ready to ride?

[Chorus]
MC Grindah: This one’s big inside the sector, hold tight Beats that’s my selector. This one’s big inside the ‘rena, Big Daddy Grindah come to meet ya

DJ Beats: This one a big inside the venue, DJ Beats and I’m passing through. This one a big inside the venue, Garage music on the menu

[BRIDGE]
DJ Beats: B stands for Brutality, E that stands for Energy, A stands for Audi, T stands for Audi TT

MC Grindah: G stands for Guarantee, R stands for riding the beat, I staaa…there’s not really much that goes with “I” though so. N stands for Energy. D stand for the, the MC. A stands for nominal play. H who do you appreciate?

[PRE-Chorus]
DJ Beats: I’ll take your car keys, I’ll take your energy. Who can it be it’s a mystery, I got other MC’s pleading against we

[Chorus]
MC Grindah: This one’s big inside the sector, hold tight Beats that’s my selector. This one’s big inside the ‘rena, Big Daddy Grindah come to meet ya

DJ Beats: This one a big inside the venue, DJ Beats and I’m passing through. This one a big inside the venue, Garage music on the menu

[BRIDGE]
MC Grindah & DJ Beats: All the ravers, in the party, all the ladies, fresh punani, looking lively, looking nasty, Beats and Grindah, they wanna sex me

[Chorus]
MC Grindah: This one’s big inside the sector, hold tight Beats that’s my selector. This one’s big inside the ‘rena, Big Daddy Grindah come to meet ya
DJ Beats: This one a big inside the venue, DJ Beats and I’m passing through. This one a big inside the venue, Garage music on the menu

[INTERLUDE]
DJ Steves: It’s fake, it’s fake all along, This is a pretend one, there’s another…they’re, they’ve got the real one

[REFRAIN]
MC Grindah: Who’s that boy there with the blue suede shirt? Who’s that boy there with the blue suede shirt? Who’s that boy there with the blue suede shirt? Who’s that boy there with the blue suede shirt?

[OUTRO]

DJ Beats: Bang, there you have it, another instant classic

MC Grindah: Numero Dous

DJ Beats: DJ Beats, MC Grindah, grinding on all you man

MC Grindah: Well I’m not, that sounds…I’m not grinding…I’m grinding you all to ashes yeah. Cause that’s how it is, it’s big. Numero Dous to get you loose cause we’ve got the juice. Kurt FM, 108.9 straight for your spine


MC Grindah: Ah shit, we should actually definitely pick that up though. Ah, it's gonna be long now

Chabuddy G: Peanut Dust still available

MC Grindah: Just cut, cut this bit, there's no point in you lot filming this bit init. Just cut

Chabuddy G: Still available in shops
MC Grindah: Beats you just pick it all up

Chabuddy G: Why'd you lot throw it?

MC Grindah: Cut!

Chabuddy G: Why did you throw it?