[Chabuddy G]
This is a special service annointment. Are you an emcee, DJ, singer, dancer, entertainer or do you just wanna be famous mate? Do you want to be a star but need guidance, advise, visdom? Then contact me, Chabuddy G

I'm a music mogul. I can make you a superstar baby. Services include; artist management, branding, tax avoidance. I also do a bit of mini-cabbing on the side so I can drop you off with girls and that. So, if you want to be a star, then contact me now! Spicybhangralova69@askjeeves.net

[Grindah]
Sorry about that people, uhm, yeah. Stevie, run that