MC Hammer
Like This/Almost (Skit)
[Intro: Kanye West]
Yeah a-yo Fab
I can tell they ain't used to this
I can tell they ain't
I can tell they ain't
I can tell they ain't used to this
I can tell they ain't used to this
With ya boy the Louis Vuitton Don
A.K.A. Marty McFly
And I'm on my fly shit
Straight from the Chi bitch
I can tell they ain't
I can tell they ain't they used to this
[Chorus: Fabolous]
You keep askin' questions
Dumb ass suggestions
Must ain't never lived like this
Why the funny faces
Nah the funny taste
You just ain't never drink like this
You can't even lie
You probably got high
But you ain't never smoked like this
I see shoppin' bags
Might pop some tags
But you was never fly like this
[Verse 1: Fabolous]
I'm a let your wife peep game
Get used to this shit
Introduce her to shit
Like Life meet Lane
Lane meet Life
Y'all two get acquainted
Its so cool bein' my new chick ain't it?
Let me explain it
I don't make up shit
I just Lorraine it maybe Jacob shit
Make a 36D from a A cup bitch
Sleep with me you might wake up with (With what?)
A set of keys to a pad and a Jag
Fendi sprees Paddington bags
Cockiness to add in your swag
Take a look at what you had and then gag
Like eww
Anybody know a girl that don't like heels? (Do you?)
That's like askin' is the nose on Mike real (Is it?)
Hell naw
Well ma
I'm here to catch you
They say men are dogs you know what I'm here to fetch you
[Chorus: Fabolous]
You keep askin' questions
Dumb ass suggestions
Must ain't never lived like this
Why the funny faces
Nah the funny taste
You just ain't never drink like this
You can't even lie
You probably got high
But you ain't never smoked like this
I see shoppin' bags
Might pop some tags
But you was never fly like this
[Verse 2: Kanye West]
Uh Roc-A-Fella
Black people usin' black cards, isn't it ironic?
Smokin' weed on the yacht isn't it the chronic?
Plus the hoes good
It's feelin' like Rosewood
That black baller bullshit, we on it
Cops will pull you over like isn't there a problem?
No sir
But I realize the windows so blur
That you might've mistaked a n***a for a chauffeur
Ya might mistake that backseat for a sofur (sofa)
Now the dreads said to rap on everything
Cause he know that I snap on everything
Listen, when my flow commissions
It caused the commissioner to throw a cap on everything
My accountant said
If I get the crib on the side of the mountain
Right beside the fountain
And decide on the Phantom
I'll go broker than Hammer
Performin' in pyjamas
Damn it
[Chorus: Fabolous]
You keep askin' questions
Dumb ass suggestions
Must ain't never lived like this
Why the funny faces
Nah the funny taste
You just ain't never drink like this
You can't even lie
You probably got high
But you ain't never smoked like this
I see shoppin' bags
Might pop some tags
But you was never fly like this
[Verse 3: Fabolous & (Kanye West)]
My flow got teeth marks in it and I know who the biters is
(Can't blame them but whoever they writers is)
Matter fact whoever the dick riders is
(Get your own style don't Winona Ryder his)
Ferrari Fab or you could say Spyder Spizz
(SLR pullin' up on the side of his)
Shorties success ain't even near the height of his
This dudes paper thinner than E-Z Wider is
(I made me laugh yo
But if you do the math though)
I've been gettin' money since Kojak had an Afro
(I've been fresh since
Will Smith was a Fresh Prince)
Had hoes when Kermit was a tadpole
(So of course the officers wanna off us)
Came off the corner to up in the corner office
(I thought it was livin')
They call it ballin'
(It been like this)
Where the hell all of y'all been?
[Chorus: Fabolous]
You keep askin' questions
Dumb ass suggestions
Must ain't never lived like this
Why the funny faces
Nah the funny taste
You just ain't never drink like this
You can't even lie
You probably got high
But you ain't never smoked like this
I see shoppin' bags
Might pop some tags
But you was never fly like this
[Outro: Kanye West]
I can tell they ain't used to this
I can tell they ain't
I can tell they ain't
I can tell they ain't used to this
I can tell they ain't used to this
I can tell they ain't
I can tell they ain't
I can tell they ain't used to this