I've got them washing my clothes
Running all around
They do what I say
Cuz they're wrapped around (my finger)

Running to the store
Doing all my chores
Feels so crazy 'bout me that I always get what I want

(but) they're so blind, so lost, and so naive
They're so sad, so caught up, that they don't see

That there's two of them (oh, and they don't even know)
That there's two of them (oh, I'm playing them both)
That there's two of them (yeah, it's my little game)
That there's two of them (and it always goes my way)

Have 'em buy me crazy things
Gorgeous wedding rings (?)
I call them my puppets cuz I pull the strings

I got them taking me out
Round and about
Two dates in one night
Now that's what we call the life
(but) they're so blind, so lost, and so naive
They're so sad, so caught up, that they don't see

That there's two of them (oh, and they don't even know)
That there's two of them (oh, I'm playing them both)
That there's two of them (yeah, it's my little game)
That there's two of them (and it always goes my way)

That there's two of them (oh, and they don't even know)
That there's two of them (oh, I'm playing them both)
That there's two of them (yeah, it's my little game)
That there's two of them (and it always goes my way)

(hm, ah, let's go... time to take it off... la da da da dum)

That there's two of them (oh, and they don't even know)
That there's two of them (oh, I'm playing them both)
That there's two of them (yeah, it's my little game)
That there's two of them (and it always goes my way)

That there's two of them (oh, and they don't even know)
That there's two of them (oh, I'm playing them both)
That there's two of them (yeah, it's my little game)
That there's two of them (and it always goes my way, yeah)