[Intro: FUNKe, Mac & Idubbbztv]
Any meme you can make I can make better
I can make any meme better than you
911, what is your emergency?
Eh, sir?
My house is on fire
Oh no! What started the fire?
It happened when I put the mixtape in
The mixtape from who?
Uncle Dane mixtape
Ugh, not again!

[Refrain: Uncle Dane]
Guess who's back, back again
Uncle's back, tell a friend
Uncle's back, Uncle's back
Uncle's back, Uncle's back
Uncle's back, Uncle's back
Uncle's back

[Verse 1: Uncle Dane]
I've created a Sentry 'cause nobody wants a
Dispenser no more, they want a killer to deliver
Well, if you want Uncle, this is what I'll give ya
A little bitty Mini with a Widowmaker
Couple shots that'll straight up drop
A Medic and a Heavy combo, they hop to the restock closet
As the round time left on, the clock is fading
And I'm top of the scoreboard, I'm dominating
You kids in the comments can stop debating
If I'll make another mixtape, it's long awaited
I know you're tryna blow a Conch and save me
But I've got five pocket Medics on me baby
I'm an Engineer fuckin' wit' ya ears
Tryna keep things weird, tryna show his peers
That all you can do is sit here and call me queer
But you'd never do this in a million years
So, come on and build a gun on the hill
Fuck that! A gun in your grill, and farmin' the kills
And get ready 'cause this guy's gonna rage-Heavy
I just hit 300,000– Fuck you, Delfy!
[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
So lay back and let's drink some beer
And everybody, move up your gear
'Cause we need a little Dispenser here
'Cause I feel like playin' Engineer
So lay back and let's drink some beer
And everybody, move up your gear
'Cause we need a little Dispenser here
'Cause I feel like playin' Engineer

[Verse 2: Uncle Dane]
Little nephews, it's a wonder I get views
All I do is jizz that my Engineer set rules
I start feelin' like the people with these views
Have never watched a second of my channel, and that's cool
He mains Engie, brain must be empty
Started a revolution, pollutin' the game state
A Valve shill, well, let me make things clear
That Engineer is the only thing a tiny bit weird
Besides my white beard
I never asked for this, I never passed any class, to read a mountain of sass
But now I'm Batman, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Put your mask on, when I wanna play a game of Badlands
But then again, I can't exactly take this shit for granted
All I wanna do is show the world the Engie's not a turtle
It's interesting, what I think is the best thing
What interests these kids who watch vids, no resting
Testing, your minds are free
To have a thought that doesn’t involve what me
And all the YouTubers think about what should be
On the patch notes when it updates for free
[Chorus: Uncle Dane]
So lay back and let's drink some beer
And everybody, move up your gear
'Cause we need a little Dispenser here
'Cause I feel like playin' Engineer
So lay back and let's drink some beer
And everybody, move up your gear
'Cause we need a little Dispenser here
'Cause I feel like playin' Engineer

[Outro]
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