Anything Spy can do, Sniper does better
Sniper does everything better than Spy
No, he can't
Yes, he can
No, he can't
Yes, he can
No, he can't
Yes, he can! Yes, he can!
(I don't agree with that)

Anything Spy can kill, Sniper kills faster
All without dying right after it too
No, he can't
Yes, he can
No, he can't
Yes, he can
No, he can't
Yes, he can! Yes, he can!

Spy can check for Uber, you stupid YouTuber
Well, there's no need to check it when I've gone and reset it
Yeah? I'll decloak behind their backs
Have they seen you before?
Yeah
Well good luck with that
Out of the two, every Spy main is smarter
What good is that when you can't get a kill?
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you caaan't
(I'm gonna go get a kill right now, watch. I'm going in for the stab— *Spy death scream*)
I don't know what to say, I told you not to go for it

Any role Spy can fill, Sniper fills better
Like Scout or Soldier but never a Spy
That's sixes
Yes, it is
I play PUBs
I win PUBs
No, you don't
Yes, I do! Top score too!

Sniper's expected but Spy's a surprise
It's pretty expected when you go in and die
Take that back
And I laugh
Take that back
And I laugh
Take that back
And I laugh! And I laugh!
I can make 'em quiver, park the bus and stay
It's hard to be a threat when your counter is a brain
Watch them push as I back-cap
Take a look at the ground (what?)
For the stickies around

Maybe you're better, but it's all the same
I'm a hundred times funner to watch anyway
You think so?
Oh, I know
So then go
So then go?
Make a play
Make a— okay!
Yes, make a play
First I gotta get my cloak uh, then I'm, uh, circling behind them
I'm waiting
So watch
I'm still waiting
[?]
Where's the play???
Watch this play!

And what exactly are you doing now?
I'm waiting cloaked in the corner so when the Medic drops his guard I can go in and get the ki— *Sniper gunshot and Medic death scream* Oh come on! I about to do it. This is bullshit!
The point has been made (no!)
Nothing left to be said (no, it's not over!)
So, I'll just make the song stop abruptly instead (no, you will not—)