[Verse 1]
I been training since the old days
'09, nonstop, and bullet time
Sens like my dick, same size: 11.5
Flickin' so hard that if you check Wikipedia
I'm the first name dropped under Red Letter Media
Don't get me started, on trackin'
I'm the best to the elders
I'm like a well trained rabbit hunter, just call me Elmer

[Chorus 1]
It's part of my plan of attack
I circle fast around a gravitational pull
They're seeing double
Which is real and which is playing the fool?
What a struggle it must be with no cool?
I play a lot of classes, no doubt
But you better rise to the occasion when I'm on Scout
It's part of my plan of attack
I circle fast around a gravitational pull
They're seeing double
Which is real and which is playing the fool?
My KDR is like the 10th class, non-existent
How you make a ratio with only kills in it?

[Verse 2]
I keep my crosshairs same as victim's brain sizes
Small and well-rounded with no folds for their synapses
Best of all, when I line headshots, there's no overlap
One tap, reload my shotty, land crit dam and wonder
"How did he do that?"
I fake being funny, lying through my teeth
Like b4nny recreated season 20 in our Twitter beef (ooh, he lost)
But ain't no falsehood on my chops in the battlements
Call me Cleaver combo, leave you stunned and mad, adamant
[Chorus 2]
It's part of my plan of attack
I circle fast around a gravitational pull
I work so crazy they be claiming "am I pulling the wool?"
But I'm not, it's just fun, I try hard till I'm done
It's part of my plan of attack
I circle fast around a gravitational pull
The time I'm saving you by killin' fast must be a mouthful
So shape up, or get gone
If you're square, then I've won

[Verse 3]
I move my mouse like I'm trained in the game of Osu
You've got more deaths than the number of people who know you
Testing the waters against me to see how you play
But truth is that the water you drink from turns frickin' frogs gay

[Outro]
A fun activity to find your sensitivity
Is trying fighting me and see how hurt your ego gets
It's a lot, I bet
That's a high sensitivity
That's not good, you don't have as much control over your movement if it's too high