[Intro]
Interviewer: We'll set again a day with YouTube star Justyn Giardino!
FUNKe: Hey
Interviewer: So FUNKe what's the day in the life of a YouTuber like?
FUNKe: Do you really want to know?
Interviewer: Please, tell us!

[Verse 1: FUNKe]
I main heavy motherfucker
I'm so rad i'm amazing
Tracking 360 hitting shots while i'm blazing
[Interviewer] Damn FUNKe, you a real crazy kid!
Yo shut the fuck up and heal my shit
I'm mowing dudes down like [?] motherfucker
Steamrolling UGC like i'm a big rig trucker
(What you want FUNK-e)
To kill and scream
(What you need FUNK-e)
To get ice cream
Don't test me when i'm revving with that ubercharged
Smack that grid off your chin like a fight in the bar
Leave you squealing
Like that ain't a good feeling
Fuck your med, it's my team that needs healing

[Intermission 1]
[Interviewer] Uh, i'm sorry, FUNKe, we'd to believe that you can go on trash-talking on games?
[FUNKe] I never said I was a role model
[Interviewer] But what about the players that look up to you? Do you have a message for them?
[Verse 2: FUNKe]
All the kids looking up to me can suck my dick
It's heavy motherfucker, spindle up sick
Grab your throat
Shove a sandvich down the hole
Watch you choke and cry
I don't need to try
All the meds
You know i'm revving for you
(I am fully charged!)
I'll lead up all your heals too
(H) is for heavy
(H) is for healing
I'll wipe your fucking team for fun so don't hit me

[Intermission 2]
[Interviewer] Wow FUNKe, i'm surprised! All this coming from an experienced pubber?
[FUNKe] Well, there's a lot you may not know about me
[Interviewer] Really? Such as?

[Verse 3: FUNKe]
When I wasn't open
I'd offclass everyday
I cheated every match
We never lost a game
I got sandbaggers
You got a dead weight
I'll switch to heavy any scrim and take a shit
[Random Fan]
FUNKe
You are a badass kid (Hell yeah)
I'd always switch class to heal you
When you wipe my entire team (What!)
And as for the offclass
Well I can't vouch for that
My roster's scared of you (Oooh)
[Outro]
[Interviewer] Okie dokie, FUNKe, I have one final question. If I were to say you reminded me of Leafy, and that you copy a lot of STAR_'s content, how would you resp-
*Gun Shot*
[FUNKe] No more questions

[Solo]