[Intro]
*Laughs* "So I got a diss track on by a guy named Starbox Official
That's fine. You know what? I'll return the favor."

[Verse 1]
Boutta pop open your ass like a damn loot box
Call me the professor when I teach you those hard knox

Unstopped

Not like you ever could
Homie you just ain't as good
I'm as straight as balsa wood

[Verse 2]
Step off
Say I ain't competitive?
You so damn repetitive

Shoulda left it as it is

That's fine
I don't even mind
If roasting you alive is considered a crime

[Verse 3]
And I know you're probably thinking
"Funky please don't fuck with me"
"You're the king of rap I see"
"So I swear to let you be"
[Verse 4]
NO
You crossed the line
So I'm making the time

To rain down on you
Like Nickelodeon slime

[Bridge]
Unnecessary rap transition

[Verse 5]
I've got a question, if you're willing to answer it
Why you swinging at me with a body so cancerous?

Pussy called me superficial
From his YouTube channel that he named "official"

All you accusations should be put to rest
And, homie, I'm about to do it all in one breath

[Verse 6]
Said I had a problem talking to girls
But I'm talkin' to you just fine, Seth

[Outro]
"Yeah! Yeah, don't fuck with me! Don't fuck with me, I'm the god of YouTube! I'm the god of YouTube, I can erase you!"