[Intro]
Welcome to Blue Cheese And Coney Island, biyaatch!

[King Gordy]
Attention, weirdos, juggalos, serial killers, cobainiacs, animal fuckers, great dick suckers. Welcome to Blue Cheese And Coney Island!

[Hook: King Gordy]
I`m gonna rock out (rock out)
With my cock out (my cock out)
I will stay crazy till the day that i`m gone
I`m going top hound
I won`t stop now
I`ve been a rockstar ever since I was born
I`m, i`m, i`m a rockstar

[Verse 1]
Step on Van Dyke, pick up Gordy
The only n***a alive that be drinking them 40s (yeah)
I stay unemployed, a white bitch I stay with (ha-ha-ha)
So she can suck my dick and buy me brand new outfits (Yeah)
I party all night, cause that`s what I do (What I do)
Smoke a lot of blunts and sniff a whole lot of glue (*sniff* ahhh!)
I`m at the casino, four in the morning, snoring
Fuck your life, cause it`s boring (Fuck your life!)
I got two sex tapes when i`m fucking on a boat (uh-huh)
The other one where i`m in the South Africa, fucking a goat
I smoke blunts until i`m half dead (Yeah)
Take my ass home and sleep in my bunk bed (huh?)
Three in the morning, swerving with Michael Irving (skrrr!)
Twenty four inch rims in a black suburban (You will see it)
Driving down Sunset, drunk as fuck (yeah)
Looking for a transvestite Eddie Murphy fucked
[Hook: King Gordy]
I`m gonna rock out (rock out)
With my cock out (my cock out)
I will stay crazy till the day that i`m gone
I`m going top hound
I won`t stop now
I`ve been a rockstar ever since I was born
I`m, i`m, i`m a rockstar

[Verse 2]
I`m at the MTV awards, I ain`t nominated for shit (Denzel!)
I came to sniff cocaine and pinch little tits (Stop!)
What`s the purpose of life? You live and you die
Until i`m 95, I still be getting high
I wrote Hugh Heffner, a ten-page letter
About how I wanna get tied up and beat with black leather (yeah)
I`m like T-Pain, I will buy you a drink
Take you in the bathroom and bust on your mink
(Is she 13?) Shit, I don`t know (What?)
If she`s holla rape, I will stop rapping and move to Mexico
Take two shrooms, go to rainbow room
I`m bewitched, I think I can fly on a broom
Black or white, or Mexican, there`re all divided
So hop on this pole and get me all excited (This dick. bitch)
Motherfucker, Rock-N-Roll rules
So take these pills and drop out of school
Bitch!
[Hook: King Gordy]
I`m gonna rock out (rock out)
With my cock out (my cock out)
I will stay crazy till the day that i`m gone
I`m going top hound
I won`t stop now
I`ve been a rockstar ever since I was born
I`m, i`m, i`m a rockstar

[Outro: Bizzare, New York]

[Bizzare]
Yeah, aw, shit… God damn! Woo! It`s been a looong night! I love New-York!

[New York]
I love you too!

[Bizarre]
Wait a minute, that is New York! Heeey, baby! Ha-ha! Shit, it`s been a long night, baby

[New York]
I know

[Bizarre]
Cause I did good. I passed out and shit… You still up on that dick?
[New York]
I rode it real good

[Bizarre]
Shit, what, hey, i`m about to roll some of those granny`s panties up and, uh, shit... We can do that shit all over again, baby! Yeah!

[New York]
Fuck Flavor Flav and Tango, I want you, Bizarre!