[Intro]
Uh
One two one two (one two one two)

[Chorus]
I said I love you Mrs Parker
You're so tall and fine
I got some basketballs I want it done from behind
I say hey Mrs Parker, ain't no way we won't make it
I wanna play basketball one on one naked (Miss Parker)

[Verse 1]
You 'bout six four (damn)
If we played basketball, how would I score? (how?)
If I fell in love witchu, how would I tour? (how?)
And if I lost weight, then how would I snore? *snore*
Questions
Naperville Central High (damn)
Candice Parker, the classroom cutie pie
I'm from Detroit, but I drive to Illinois (I drive!)
Look come deep I bring all my boys (deep)
Hold on let me hit this run (hit this run)
I'll be back after I smoke this blunt

[Chorus]
I said I love you Mrs Parker
You're so tall and fine
I got some basketballs I want it done from behind
I say hey Mrs Parker, ain't no way we won't make it
I wanna play basketball one on one naked (Miss Parker)
[Verse 2]
Second verse, it might cause some damage
But I'mma tell you the real story about me and Candice
Told my manager hit or pass something
The n***a didn't call her he straight fronted (man fake ass n***a!)
He jumped in the car, me all love and [???] (haha)
His seventy five, headed to [???]
Got a hotel, hit the campus
Askin' girls, yall know Candice?
This white girl said: *Aren't you famous?*
I said shhh, I remain nameless
Went to the basketball game, watched her hoop
Got on the court, watched her shoot (damn that's her)
After the game, I asked her for an autograph
She took one look at me, and laughed