Smoke something, smoke something, toke something, toke something
Put some lubrication on and choke something
Now get free with it, don't fight
Deny yourself of life's simple pleasures, that ain't right

Speak into the mic, "Check, check"
Work something, twirk something, get your paycheck
Now take the free way, or make your own route
Rock Speedos to the beach, playa, ball out

You can quit your day job chasin' pipe dreams
You can wail on the mic like a siren
You can front like you don't like what I mean
But whatever you do, do ya' thing thing!

You can be a damn fool for the Green Green
Waste your life in pursuit of the bling bling
You can live on a prayer and a wing wing
But whatever you do, do ya' thing thing

And If you frustrated the break somethin', shake somethin'
If you can't afford it do a Winona and take somethin'
And wear that miniskirt fat girl, do you
You kinda sexy with your thighs out, who knew?

It's yo' world, do your thing according to you
A muphfucka don't like it, tell him screw you!
Rock yo' rhinestones if you ain't got no bling bling
Let 'em talk, it's aight, just do ya thing thing
You can quit your day job chasin' pipe dreams
You can wail on the mic like a siren
You can front like you don't like what I mean
But whatever you do, do ya' thing thing!

You can be a damn fool for the Green Green
Waste your life in pursuit of the bling bling
You can live on a prayer and a wing wing
But whatever you do, do ya' thing thing

If you an alkie, then throw your drinks up
If you a gangsta, then throw your hood up
If you a stripper, then throw your thong up
And go left, left, right, right

If you a pimp then, throw your fur up
If your a diva from the south, put yo' hurr up
If you a cowboy, then rife your stirrups
And go left, left, right, right

You can quit your day job chasin' pipe dreams
You can wail on the mic like a siren
You can front like you don't like what I mean
But whatever you do, do ya' thing thing!

You can be a damn fool for the Green Green
Waste your life in pursuit of the bling bling
You can live on a prayer and a wing wing
But whatever you do, do ya' thing thing
You can live your whole life by the I-Ching
You can cover up your high using Visine
You can spend your life savings on a fly ring
But whatever you do, do ya thing thing!

You can go and break banks just to be seen
You can get butt naked for a magazine
You can either do the crime or keep your nose clean
But whatever you do, do ya thing thing!