Jordy (UK)
Uber X (Live)
[Hook]
I just got an Uber X
And I took it to my ex
I was headed to the booth
But she sent me that text
Yeah you know that SMS
Couple shots of the breast
Told boss do a u-ey
Had to change that address
Yeah ‘dress, had to change that address
Had to take off that dress
Had to give her that press
She don’t move like a mess
We do more but say less
Lowkey with the moves
Cah she knows how I flex

[Verse 1]
SMS when it gets late
You just want a boy with a 17 plate
Take you on a Libertine date
Then make that ting buss 17 ways
Loving it now but she didn’t back when I had 17 plays
Getting it now but she didn’t when the ting didn’t generate pay
But still I’m on the A13 just swerving like it was urgent
Tapping up boss man, tell him drive faster
I had man cursing
Gonna lose my 5-star rating the way I had my man working
Couple things that I wouldn’t wanna just text and I’d rather just say in person
[Hook]
I just got an Uber X
And I took it to my ex
I was headed to the booth
But she sent me that text
Yeah you know that SMS
Couple shots of the breast
Told boss do a u-ey
Had to change that address
Yeah ‘dress, had to change that address
Had to take off that dress
Had to give her that press
She don’t move like a mess
We do more but say less
Lowkey with the moves
Cah she knows how I flex

[Verse 2]
Bendy bendy, I can't take it when you tempt me
You look good in that Fenty
Keep it going ‘til we’re empty
Fuck so good that you call in sick and you miss that shift
And I don’t have no kids but you arch your back I'ma take that risk
After the date
She put the pussy on a plate
And I ate
It was great
Had to pace
Couldn’t wait
Should’ve bucked up with the mandem, but I can’t get out of this place
[Verse 3]
When you roll up
Show up
Pour up, know its lit
Slip off your clothes, trace your body with my lips
Hold tight
Tap out, push your back out, watch out eh
You cold, oh yeah
You dope, oh yeah
I would cut from my woes
5 minutes ‘till I’m home, ah yeah
Bell you when I’m on your road
Dim lights in the zone, ah yeah
Lips soft to the touch, like a kiss from a rose, ah yeah
Can’t connect to my phone, it's on aeroplane mode, ah yeah
Connected
I feel like I’m connected
When I’m in the vibe we’re connected
Lay you on your side we’re connected, connected
I'ma take my time to finesse this
I'ma take my time to address this
Lay you on your side we’re connected

[Verse 4]
OT, you and me in them sheets, yeah
With my G on the beach, we don’t sleep, yeah
All for me, she on fleek, nothing cheap, yeah
Clever ting; she’s got As but wants D, yeah
Out here looking for that Jordy or that Vibbar
In the studio while you’ve been raving, you should leave us
I was there with baby girl when she was just a C cup
Now she’s all Instagram and she’s got bigger features
We can light candles
While I hit angles
All you can handle
Hitting them walls like vandals
So many beats man a man’s steel bangles
We can even do that weed ting, D Double E ting, head get mangled
I got so many fucked up bars on riddims, n***as are wanting me cancelled
Facts
Man’s been spinning on beats like ballet
I’m not a star in the hood like Tinchy
But I’ve had tings in boots from wadday
Keep my sanity
Burn them calories
Make my money and buss them skanks
Free my Gs on the wing like Mané, ay
Facts

[Hook]
I just got an Uber X
And I took it to my ex
I was headed to the booth
But she sent me that text
Yeah you know that SMS
Couple shots of the breast
Told boss do a u-ey
Had to change that address
Yeah ‘dress, had to change that address
Had to take off that dress
Had to give her that press
She don’t move like a mess
We do more but say less
Lowkey with the moves
Cah she knows how I flex