Da-da-da-ba-ba-ba-ba!
He's a killer
He's a monster
He's an absolute tool
Ba-ba-da-da-bum
He's a douchebag
He's an asshole
He masturbates to images of his face
His name is Felix! Felix! Felix!
Felix the Douche! (Felix the Douche)
He's gonna stab you in the back while fucking your wife
And making slippers out of your dog