[Verse 1: Will Ryan & Suzy Lu]
I'm a complete mess (Oh, oh-oh, oh)
I can't even dress (Bah, bah-bah, bah)
I must release all of this stress (Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah)
Trying to pick up the girls, I guess (Bah, bah-bah, bah, ooh)
But I am no good, I doubt anyone would (Bah, bah-bah, bah, ooh)
Wait, is that a fairy? (Bah, bah-bah, bah, ooh)
Oh, so your name is Kyu, It's really nice to meet you (Bah, bah-bah, bah, ooh)
Will you be my first? (Bah, bah)
[Chorus: Will Ryan]
Hunie poppin', cherry droppin'
Can't get enough of my sweet new fate
This is my first time, am I really fine?
You look really pretty, oh me? I'm great!
Gonna fly away, sail into another day
I like this, I think we're in an awesome state
You ask about the next eve
I say I can't believe that I have got another date!
[Verse 2: Will Ryan & Suzy Lu, both]
Nothing is ever right for you (No, no-oh-oh)
Everything I try, you just spew! (Oh, ew-ew-ew)
I wanna ask you more questions (Num, num-num-num)
But you demand more food for your digestion, oh yeah!
(Bah, bah-bah, bah, ooh)
You send me pictures of your boobs, but I'm still a total noob
(Bah, bah-bah, bah, ooh)
I gotta talk fast or you'll just kick my ass!
(Bah, ooh)
I'm becoming a womanizer
Your junk's a larger size-ah! (Bah, bah-bah, bah, ooh)
But who cares? You'll be stripping it off! (Bah, bah)
[Chorus: Will Ryan]
Hunie poppin', cherry droppin'
Can't get enough of my sweet new fate
This is my first time, am I really fine?
You look really pretty, oh me? I'm great!
Gonna fly away, sail into another day
I like this, I think we're in an awesome state
You ask about the next eve
I say I can't believe that I have got another date!
[Interlude: Will Ryan]
What? The hell is this?
New voicemail? Check this out
(You have twelve new voicemails)
Oh!
[Bridge: Suzy Lu & Will Ryan]
Hey, Kyanna here!
I really enjoyed our date, my dear
It's Audrey, got it?
Next time, don't give me the slip!
It's Jessie, babe
Let's play a game of slave
Yeah, it's Aiko
Our last date made me psycho!
Hey there, it's Tiffany
You send my grades to infinity!
My name is Beli
You fed me meat, you silly!
Hey, it's Celeste
I want to show you the galaxy!
Yo, it's Kyu!
That last date was a total screw!
Lola, let's fly high
Our relationship will reach the skies!
I'm Momo, nya!
I'm your kitty ass!
So yeah, it's Nikki here
I don't want you to come near
Hi, my name is Venus!
Come and suck my pe— Ah! (No!)
Ugh, that did not go too well
[Refrain: Will Ryan & Suzy Lu]
I got my girls (Ooh)
They mean the whole damn world (Bah, bah-bah, bah, ooh)
This booty's swishing!
You got me wishing! (Bah, bah-bah, bah, ooh)
You're amazing me with this mind-blowing beat (Bah, bah-bah, bah, ooh)
You're just out driving me freakin' crazy! (Bah, bah)
[Pre-Chorus: Suzy Lu & Will Ryan]
Hunie poppin', cherry droppin'
(Hunie, Hunie, Hunie, Hunie)
Hunie poppin', cherry droppin'
(It's a good time!)
Hunie poppin', cherry droppin'
(It's all good! Oh!)
I have got another date!
[Chorus: Will Ryan]
Hunie poppin', cherry droppin'
Can't get enough of my sweet new fate
This is my first time, am I really fine?
You look really pretty, oh me? I'm great!
Gonna fly away, sail into another day
I like this, I think we're in an awesome state
You ask about the next eve
I say I can't believe that I have got another date!
[Outro: Will Ryan & Suzy Lu]
(Hunie Hunie, Hunie Hunie)
(Hunie Hunie, Hunie Hunie) Hunie Hunie, Hunie Hunie
(Hunie Hunie, Hunie Hunie) Hunie Hunie, Hunie Hunie
(Hunie Hunie, Hunie Hunie) Hunie Hunie, Hunie Hunie
(Hunie Hunie, Hunie Hunie) Hunie Hunie, Hunie Hunie
(Hunie Hunie, Hunie Hunie) Hunie Hunie, Hunie Hunie