Yippee! Hip hip hooray!
I am travelling
I am travelling
Oh look at all the fun that I am havelling!
My Facebook photos show I'm living a better life than you
I am travelling
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now

The first stoppy on my trip it was to Thailand
I was booked into a hostel by a nice man
Then he led me to the back door
Held me at gunpoint and stole my passport
I got off to a rocky start-er, but it's OK cause hakuna matata

I am travelling
I am travelling
Look at all the hareem pants I am gathering!
My hair is struggling with the moisture
But I don't care because the world is my oyster
I am travelling
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now

One thing that you should know when you are travelling
You've got to sample all the world's cuisines
I ate fish off the road in Jakarta
Now I'm suffering with the bumsharters
And I think I might have malaria
But whatever, I don't caria
I am travelling
I am travelling
Look at my immune system unravelling!
My hydration levels are dipping
But from the cup of life I am sipping
I am travelling
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now

I paid to work at an elephant sanctuary
Because voluntouring is just like something we all should do
I had a bath with an elephant
I took a photo with an elephant
I went to a full moon party with an elephant
Ooh! Elephant, elephant, elephant!

I am travelling
I am travelling
Look at all the elephant shit I am shovelling!
They were having fun with me
Til they got shot for their ivory
I am travelling (piano keys)
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now

I met a travel friend, her name was Lola
And we went boozing on a cruise in Ha Long Bay
Then Lola fell of the party boata
And got shredded by its motor
I just saw a person die
But it's okay, next stop Chiang Mai
I am travelling
I am travelling
Look at all the danger I am straddling!
I haven't washed in a month or two
I clean my nunny with dry shampoo
I am travelling
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now

I was low on money, but had to get to Bali
So I hitchhiked a ride to get me there
A man he picked me up in his tuk-tuk
In exchange for a fuck-fuck
I said no, let's get real
So I cut him another deal
But it got lost in translation
Now I think I'm engaged to his gay son

I am travelling
I am travelling
Look at the family expectations I am dismantling!
I am struggling to survive
But somehow I feel alive
I am travelling
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now
The most important thing when you are travelling
Is to really look inside and find yourself
So I went to see a reiki
Who around his neck had a rattle snakey
We did yoga on a mountain
He made me drink from his fountain
And then I lost my sight
And blacked out into the night

I am travelling
I am travelling (I was drugged)
But look at all the chi that I am channelling!
I should have known something was weird
When he removed his stick-on beard
I am travelling
Look at me now now now (yes this song is still going)
Look at me now now now

I woke up the next day in the back of a darkened vehicle
Surrounded by other women who looked like me
We'd all been plied with druggles
And out of the country smuggled
These men are trafficking girls
But it's OK I'm still seeing the world!

I am travelling
I am travelling
With my new abducted sisters I'll be shaggelling
And though it may take many years
Someone will notice I've disappeared (I hope)
I am travelling
Look at me now now now
Look at me now now now

So good news I finally escaped from my captors!
And to celebrate I went tubing
And then she drowned