So yeah, we're Flo & Joan
We're sisters, we are real sisters
We have the same mother & father
We think, and uh

We used to live in Canada
And we came to Canada to look for love
And we didn't find it, so now we live in England

Loads of people have told us to use dating apps
And go online, make a profile and all of that
But we don't really like online dating
We don't trust it, we don't believe in it
So we went and got our tarot cards read

And I asked my tarot read, Jennifer, um
"Would I find love?" and at the end of the tarot reading
My tarot reader said that there would be
A positive outcome in terms of my love life
Which is great

Yeah, I also got my tarot cards read
And I asked the same question of will I find love
And she turned over the first card
And it just said "No."
But I'm remaining optimistic