Just as a show of hands
Who in this room would say
They're in love?

A few, a few hesitants
Yeah, like no one definitely
Puts their hand up
Everyone like, does this

You two in the very corner
You both put your hands up
Are you both in love with each other?

Yes

Good start, and ma'am may I ask you what your name is?

I'm Stefan an...

I asked the ma'am, sir. I asked the ma'am
Yes, I say ma'am, this is 16th century England
And what's your name?

It's Melissa

Melissa, it's nice to meet you Melissa. And your lover?
Stefan

Stefan. I'm sorry, Stefan for... Anyway, Melissa & Stefan
Where did you first meet each other?

Years ago at a party

At a party. Who's party?

Uhhh... a mutual friend's birthday party

Very suspicious. What's the name of the mutual friend?

Serena

Ok. I watched you both say it at the same time like Se-re-na
And how long ago was that?

Maybe 4 or 5 years ago?

Four or five years, okay. Do you agree?

Yes

Okay, good good good
And would you say it was love at first sight?
No

Oh no! She shook her head
Melissa do you think it was love at first sight?

It didn't think it could be but I was attracted to him
She was married at the time

Oooookay! It's okay, we've been told we can
Cut anything that goes wrong. We should move on

Well, Melissa & Stefan
The bees are dying

The bees are dying and scientists have predicted
That if all the bees in the world die humans would
Only have four years left to live. The bees are dying
For a huge number of reasons. Two of the biggest ones
Are pesticides & global warming. The bees are actually
Getting too hot and they can't cool themselves down

Yeah, and bees aren't like sheep where you can shave them
In the summer. You can't shave a bee. Like you know how when
You shave animals they all have grey skin? Yeah, like, cats are grey
Dogs are grey, mice are grey. You can take my word for it, I've
Shaved a lot of animals for science or you can experiment yourself;
They have grey skin
Bees are struggling and they're very, very cute. They're small
And fuzzy and adorable. And lovely colors, two colors
They're cute, but if you shave them they'd look like little
Flying rocks

They're having a hard time as it is so if you're like sat
On a nice patio having a lovely summer drink or whatever
If you see a bee now you're like 'oh....fuck off'
But if you have tiny flying rocks coming toward you
They really don't stand a chance

We need to save the bees, guys

What we're trying to say, Melissa & Stefan is
Enjoy that love while you can