Flo & Joan
El Tango de Sex Robot (Recorded Live in London)
This song is called El Tango de Sex Robot

When life has found you
Sad and Lonely
You're feeling like a dog
Without a boney

Love is never on the cards
Romance you have no got
It's time to purchase yourself
A Sex Robot

(Good Morning, Big Boy)

They can buy her online
Delivery is free, dear
She is stuffed in a box
Nothing creepy to see here

Boot her up, turn her on
Before you know
You're dancing the Sex Robot Tango
(Olé)

Fill her world with romance
Be her masculine lover
Feel thе spark
When your wooly jumper
Sticks to her rubbеr
Her intelligence is artificial
But her love's not superficial
Is what we recommend you tell yourself
(Sad Man)

She is programmed to say fun things like
(You are very good at this)
(How is your wife?)
And
(All holes are good holes)
The only word she is not allowed to say is no
(Cha Cha Cha)

She can go slow if you want
(Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh...)

She can go fast if you want
(OOOOEEEEAAAAOOOOEEUUUUUYYYYY YES)

But she's not just for sexual pleasing
She can conversate all evening about
The finer things in life like art and books and
(Blowjobs)

Tell her you'll be her one and only
Tell her you're not like other blokes
Let her use her interface as she
Takes you to first base
(Fingers)
Afterwards she'll entertain you
With her favorite jokes

(Knock, Knock)
Who's there?
(OK Google)
OK Google, who?
(OK Google and I are having an affair
And sending your personal information
To the government)

What a fanciful, romance-iful, sex gift from
(Above)
When your bodies form as one
They fit like hand and
(Glove)
Then she'll look into your eyes
And say she's found her one true
(Shut up and pork me, you filthy titty monster)

So as you dance the dance
Of this diluted romance
You think that this love stands a chance

(One more thing, I'm also
Fucking the toaster)
The Sex Robot Tango
(Cha Cha Cha)