This is a meeting called
By two councilors
(Illegally)

This meeting has not
Been called according
To the law
(Illegal, illegal to the law)

Will you please let
The chairman speak
She's not the proper officer
Who is this woman?

Jackie Weaver

You have no authority here
Jackie Weaver
No authority at all
The chairman of the council
Is the chairman of the council
No authority here
Jackie Weaver (Illegal!)

Please, refer to me as
Britney Spears
I lovе to see people
Getting passionatе
In their local parish cabinet
But if you disrespect
Jackie Weaver
You will know, You will know
You will know

She's just kicked him out
Oops, I did it again

Read the standing orders
Read them and understand them
(I understand them)
Read the standing orders
Read them and understand them

We are the rebels of the parish council
We are the rebels of the parish council
And you will know, you will know
You will know

Can someone let Alan back in?!

You have no authority here
Jackie Weaver
(It's nothing if not lively in Handforth)
Have you anything to say
Julie's iPad?
I'm just in a meeting at the moment
Can I call you back?

We are the rebels of the parish council
You have no authority here

[Brian Tolver]
Stop talking. Will you please listen?
Will you please listen?
Will you stop being whatever it is
You're trying to be and just
Clerk the meeting
If that's what you want to do

Jackie Weaver
Oops, she did it again