[Intro: Jerma]
Yo, yo, yo
Break it down
Break it down for those crates!

[Verse 1: STAR_]
I've got to buy these crates
I've got to buy these crates
I've got to buy these crates
Purchase and then I close
Purchase and then I close
I've got to buy these crates
Then I need some keys
Then I need some keys
Nope, don't add to cart
Nope, don't add to cart
Last chance, do some smart
Wait, I'm not that smart
I forgot to buy two crates
Purchase and then I close
Purchase and then I close
What am I gonna get?
What am I gonna get?
What? A virtual coat
I'm still real cold outside
What am I gonna get?
What am I gonna get?
Eek! That's a snake
Wonder what's inside this crate
Don't worry, it's more crates
[Break: Jerma985]
Yeah, we got these crates and they're covered in glue
You gotta open them up with some superglue
You gotta find a way inside of that crate
And pick up all of your hats that you wanna remake
You're gonna craft em', that's what you're gonna do
You're gonna craft them into two, two
Two refined for that hat, gonna give it to ya!
Gonna come around to school ya
Got the crates, we got the crates, crates!
Crates, crates, crates, I'm the great!

[Outro: STAR_ and Jerma]
Holy shit, Jerma. You literally ruined my whole video
What, what are you talking about?
Just the whole thing, like, there's no point anymore
What are you talking about? What? Just don't even use it, just remove it. What, what's the problem? I don't get it
Just ba — No, just basically, it's like, why would I, like — you're a horrible person
Wait, what, what are you talking about? Just delete the clip!
I can't do — I can't do it when everything's in motion; I can't stop this!
I don't understand man, I—I made this video a million times better with my classic Run DMC 80's styled rap. And if you don't believe that, then that's fine; you can just go fuck yourself